If you’ve ever wanted to pull off the drink-in-a-paper-bag bum aesthetic while still trying to keep your drink cool, inventors of such niceties as the brass knuckle coffee mugs and grenade salt and pepper shakers bring you the equally fun Bum Bag Drinks Cooler (actually not on the internet “shelves” until sometime in August.) We’d say it’s a great way to look like the 99% while still maintaining a cold temperature for your drink – just like any upper-crust lush expects.
The evil genius behind such a device is thabto (two heads are better than one) and while it may look the part of disposable bag – their drink cooler is water-resistant, tear-proof and made to look and feel like an actual paper bag. There’s no info on the actual dimensions just yet, but judging from the photos provided it seems like it will cover your average long-neck. Be advised that it leaves the neck exposed, so it won’t be keeping you safe from the police unless you live in Vegas. Pricing is set at £5.95 which works out to $9.22 (at current exchange rates) for us Yanks.