Tactical Bacon – An Awesome Answer To A Question Never Asked

Here’s your daily moment of zen.Tactical Bacon - An Awesome Answer to A Question No One Asked

Yes that’s canned bacon.  And yes, it’s got a shelf life of 10 years.  The good folks over at ThinkGeek have an awesome answer to a question nobody asked.  Tactical Bacon.  I’m both intrigued and horrified what it might taste like after 10 years sitting on a shelf.  But that’s pretty impressive nonetheless.  I had never honestly thought of weaponized bacon.  This is why I don’t have a house in the Hamptons.Tactical Bacon - An Awesome Answer to A Question No One Asked

It’s guaranteed not to be mushy actually; supposedly it’s like actual bacon.  What preservatives are used to make it last for 10 years on a shelf I’m sure no one wants to know, but that’s besides the point (There’s actually not too many scary additives so it might well not kill you.)  It’s bacon.  In a can.  And it’s tactical.  It’s also not that bad of a deal.  Each can holds 54 slices of bacon goodness and it’s $17.99 at ThinkGeek.Tactical Bacon - An Awesome Answer to A Question No One Asked

As a postscript, if you wondering what exactly is in Tac-Bac as it’s lovingly referred to by its purveyors, here’s the nutritional info…

Tactical Bacon - An Awesome Answer to A Question No One Asked