Honey-Mother-F&$%#-Cocaine!

Keep Austin weird.  That’s the slogan.  Demetria Williams was actively doing her part when police arrested her for ramming two vehicles several times on her way to a Starbucks.

Ms. Williams, 32, of Austin, is charged with two counts 
of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, driving while intoxicated, evading arrest and theft.  That’s a lot of felonies for a cuppa joe.

According to the arrest warrant, one of the victims told police that Williams had rammed her Malibu into his car several times and pointed her middle finger at him.  He then followed her to a Starbucks coffee shop in the Georgetown neighborhood.

The other victim told police that over the course of a mile, Williams hit her Lexus five times.  She reported that Williams said: “You don’t want to mess with her. She would fuck us up. She was on a cocaine run, and we got in her way.”

A police officer who responded to the Starbucks saw Williams yelling and cursing at an employee.  Williams told the officer that she had no money and had been drinking quite a bit.  She told the police officer that her name was “honey mother-fucking cocaine.”

After searching her vehicle the officer found an empty beer can and four bottles of wine.  Williams was remanded to the Williamson County Jail on Tuesday on $43,500 bail, according to public records.